Hebrews 4:12

For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Way Over The Top

This story has been making the rounds some, but it's so over the top ridiculous that I had to comment on it here. I admit though, it's so off the wall stupid that you may have trouble believing it.

At a Governmental meeting in Dallas County, Texas, the subject came up of an office that was losing parking tickets. At one point, one of the commissioners made the comment that the office was something like a black hole. Of course, as pretty much everyone knows, this refers to the scientific theory of a heavenly body with gravity so strong that even light cannot escape it. So, what the commissioner was saying was that things go into this office, and never come out. Totally innocent, right?

Well, one of the other commissioners, this one a black man, took great offence to this label. He claimed that this was a racist charge. Then he wanted to know why he didn't call it a white hole. Of course, a white whole spews matter out, as opposed to taking it in like a black hole, so, if the office were similar to a white hole, they wouldn't have needed to have a meeting about it.

After the meeting the offended commissioner started going off about Angle Food Cake and Devils Food Cake... I guess he sees himself as a civil rights warrior. Unfortunately for him, all he has shown himself to be is a MORON!

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